"...Simple tricks and nonsense"

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.... just a bunch of simple tricks and nonsense."

Yeah well if Han Solo had lived in our world he would've realized that if you're staring down the barrel of a big machine gun that if the ban on them expires it'll be hell in the streets, he would've said differently, I think.

That's my rant for today. Wait: no. I'm not done.

Ok here's the scoop: people are sending me chain letters and messages and crap and this person I know that actually believes in them. I tried, along with other people that were involved in this crazy chat, to persuade her to not believe in them and what they say. What they said was to send this message to everyone "or a dead girl will haunt you until you do.. if you don't altogether something bad will happen to you tomorrow at 9:03am... you have been warned" or something cheesy to that extent. The time was definitely 9:03, though. That much I remember.

Anyway when I was sent this crap my only response was:
"9:03, eh? Well I don't know I'll have to see if I can fit you into my schedule; let me check.... Oh I'm sorry I'm booked at that time; you can have either Saturday at 10:25 or nothing; Mr. Simmons is booked until May 2007..."

In other words, it's a bunch of bologna with ketchup on wheat.
Or, if that's not your type it's more of a salami with mustard on white.
Or even better it's a double whopper with cheese no tomato King sized with a Bargs Root Beer for here. Oooh man that sounds SO good right now...


Wendy's sucks anymore.